Admit it. You work at H-E-B. You f'ing love it. You can't escape work. You love seeing your IPMs soar. You type PLU codes in your sleep. You are giddy inside when your till variance is 0. YOU ARE A PROUD HEB DORK.
The beginning is marked by denial, so try if you will to escape hebuddy. Your attempts are futile.
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